Glory, Glory Man United

After hearing the news today that Fergie is to retire at the end of the season, Mr Paperclip Man and Miss Paperclip Lady have a football match in his honour.

Mr Paperclip Man is set up for an easy shot at close range - but can Miss Paperclip Lady stop it?

Oh, but it's just not quite on target! As Miss Paperclip Lady takes a dive all Mr Paperclip Man can do is look on as his shot hits the post

I don't believe it! Mr Paperclip Man heads the ball as it rebounds off the post... can he...?

Oh, what a goal! It soars over Miss Paperclip Lady's head and into the net. Mr Paperclip Man celebrates by sliding on his knees as the crowd go wild!